In case you don't get it, the title is meant to be taken in a slightly slurred, hoarse voice, id est, like someone high on cannabis. Funny, eh?
But yeah, welcome to Sporadicburg, population: me, you, and that guy in his underwear holding a knife behind you. But that's not what the post is about, despite what the title may have you believe. Damn that title, he's always making trouble.
Yeah, I know I said I would battle the Sorceress soon. A couple of times now. Well, I did battle her a couple of times. Problem is, I just can't seem to hit her. A'stabbin' her with a Wand of Nagamar doesn't work (I was told to take it by that crackpot in Seaside Town), so I throw my spells at her, but something always seems to get in the way of them. gherkinicity, my pet ghost pickle on a stick, is a big help, but he's not too bright, and he only ever follows my lead, not my commands; that is to say, he'll only attack her if I actually hit her. On the numerous occasions I miss, he just stands there. Floats, I mean. Which is bad, because then I yell at him, and as I'm yelling, I'm staring at him, and the sight of an impaled undead pickle freaks me out more and more as I go. Which puts me off. Which makes it harder to hit the NS. Which causes Big G to do nothing. Which unnerves me. You understand, I'm sure. And if you don't you've obviously never seen something as goddamn creepy as a ghost pickle on a stick. But yeah. I try when I have time. I got a Pilates tape a fortnight ago, so I'm spending a lot of my meditating time Pilate-ing, rather than stabbing yetis for fun and profit. Therein lies the cause of my infrequentness.
That, and I'm a lazy little bitch.